The opposite of smart.

So today I was driving home, and there were two mat rempits racing on the same lane as my car– in the opposite direction. Now I’m no genius, but I do know that it is a fucking stupid thing to do. Seriously, how many deaths do they need to get it through their thick heads (thin helmets) that what they do is idiotic? It is like giving a bunch of chimps the abilities to ride a bike. No wait, I think even chimps would fare better than their more ‘evolved’ cousins.

Why are these people acting like menaces in the first place?! It’s not like they’re longing to belong to the world. They are not ‘goths’ or ’emos’. They are a subculture of morons. And not only are they doing it, their kids as well! Most of them starting from bicycles and soon after, motor bikes. If there’s one thing Malaysia needs, it is a ‘Hitler’ to eradicate this scum. Or maybe just a ban on 2 wheel bikes. (You never see tau foo fah sellers attempting these stunts!)

Good thing for those 2 bikers I don’t drive a Hummer. Or I would have gladly plowed into them headfirst. Nah I’m just kidding. If I was rich enough to own a Hummer, I would hire someone to do it for me so I wouldn’t get caught.

Riding your bike like superman doesn’t make you strong like superman. You ride headfirst into a lorry, you DIE.
And superman doesn’t need to ride a bike in the first place.

9 Replies to “The opposite of smart.”

  1. the funny thing is that if that u kill them, their friends will probal blame you for their deaths. yup geo, it would be ur fault that you ran over rempits while they were doing high speed racing in the wrong lane. yupz.

  2. Er… they dont just race to look cool.. there’s actually alot of money involved with most of the races.
    Kinda like The fast and furious, but a low class, cheap ass version involving cup chai’s.

  3. i wonder if u know, how to be a mat motor..if u see me..lalalaa..fast and furiousss πŸ˜› hahaha hitz plays a gila remix version of the too fast too furios song to make fun of rempits πŸ˜›

    oh yea..seen the superman stunt they pull? :p stupidman more like it la..aha

  4. Albert Ng : Amen!

    James Tan : then you will see me on the newspaper.. haha ‘murdered by rempits!’

    andre : they don’t even look cool dude. well, I bet the money they make doesn’t cover their hospital bills.

    Jessica : haha, stupidman indeed

    Van1ty : oh really? haha

    Anonymous & chung sin : let’s not get racial here k? I know my blog isn’t that popular, but that doesn’t mean you don’t have to watch what you say! I don’t want to get in trouble for having racist remarks on my blog..hell, I didn’t even write them. haha

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