So today I was driving home, and there were two mat rempits racing on the same lane as my car– in the opposite direction. Now I’m no genius, but I do know that it is a fucking stupid thing to do. Seriously, how many deaths do they need to get it through their thick heads (thin helmets) that what they do is idiotic? It is like giving a bunch of chimps the abilities to ride a bike. No wait, I think even chimps would fare better than their more ‘evolved’ cousins.
Why are these people acting like menaces in the first place?! It’s not like they’re longing to belong to the world. They are not ‘goths’ or ’emos’. They are a subculture of morons. And not only are they doing it, their kids as well! Most of them starting from bicycles and soon after, motor bikes. If there’s one thing Malaysia needs, it is a ‘Hitler’ to eradicate this scum. Or maybe just a ban on 2 wheel bikes. (You never see tau foo fah sellers attempting these stunts!)
Good thing for those 2 bikers I don’t drive a Hummer. Or I would have gladly plowed into them headfirst. Nah I’m just kidding. If I was rich enough to own a Hummer, I would hire someone to do it for me so I wouldn’t get caught.
Riding your bike like superman doesn’t make you strong like superman. You ride headfirst into a lorry, you DIE.
And superman doesn’t need to ride a bike in the first place.