My chat with flirtyaryanna98

So today I received a message from a spam bot on Google Chat, and since I had nothing better to do, I decided to entertain myself by responding to it with “lol” every single time. Here’s the chat log:

flirtyaryanna98: hey cutie
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: whats up, I dont remember when I found your username..im 24yrs old, female…you?
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: im not desperate hehe i just enjoy talking to ppl online especially via webcam, do you webcam?
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: ahhh ok are you signed up to any dating sites? i wanted to join adult friend finder but they charge too much!
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: i see..where do you live? i am bored at home…and this usually leads to bad things anytime i take a break from school work i jump online
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: well…i am a true “autagonistophiliac” which means I have a fetish for being on camera you can google it if you dont believe me! lol, have you ever used SplitCam?
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: its a gtalk adult site that allows us to chat, and even go live like skype, its been up for a while..they give you a unique page, my link is http://www.splitcamcrush.com/Jennygirlie
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: if you go there my video will load, is it displaying for you on the right side?
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: yea you just click the “Accept Invite” button on the bottom left and it’ll connect us..if your camera shy you dont have to show yourself, I’M the one with the fetish remember LOL
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: well im always either on the phone or online, im a chat addict lol…i dont normally give my number out but if you meet me in the chat and I get comfortable with you we can talk on the phone
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: my number is 206-222-1648…my phone is dead, so give it a few minutes to charge, and please dont go give that out! hehe…come talk to me over on the chat site
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: its free, they ask for info for age verification…im sure i’ll keep you entertained though
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time sorta like a skype, fill out your info, its only for age verification k?
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: i use this site to play on cause i don’t want to be recorded, just watched!…this site doesn’t allow people to record my cam just click the “Accept Invite” button on the left of the page and we’ll be able to have a live chat
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: credit card is just to verify your age, it’s free thru my cam session invite since I’m a premium member
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: yup, then once your logged in my video will appear again right in front of you, and you can join me for some private time
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: I should be somewhere on the top row, you should see my pic
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: k
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: are u in babe??
me: lol
flirtyaryanna98: k
me: lol

Needless to say, she never got my credit card details.

Never meant to hold your head under the water, my love

It’s now week 3 of my 4-week long TEFL course in Phuket, and I gotta say – the past 2 weeks have been a blast. This week is going to be hell – tons of assignments, classes to teach, notes to revise, and the dreaded mock exams. Our finals will be next Monday, I’ll probably need to pick up some Adderall this weekend to survive. Just kidding.
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First update from Phuket

So I’ve taken the first steps of my journey to a new start in life. For the past four days, I’ve been living in Phuket and its been nothing short of amazing. I love it here. The people are great, so is the food, and damn it is cheap! Cigarettes cost RM7.80 for a box of Marlboro (no I haven’t “upgraded” – they just don’t sell Pall Mall cigarettes here) and beer averages RM10 for a large bottle!

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Gig #72: Farewell, Farewell

Farewell, Farewell. (a gig)
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Gig #71 (first gig of 2012!)

I got invited to play for Doppelganger’s swap and meet this month, and I can’t say I’ve never been more excited before! This will be the first time I’ll be playing a show at the Doppel cafe, first time in Central Market, and my first gig of 2012. I’m pretty stoked :D
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Dog Years

Having a dog is amazing. Dogs never fail to make you smile. No matter how disobedient they can be, how much of your shit they bite or ruin – all they need to do is look you in the eyes or give you a lick and whatever they did is forgotten. At least that’s how I feel. I’ve spent less than a year having Snuggles living with me and I already think of how much I’m going to miss her when I leave Malaysia (something I hope to do as soon as possible).
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A Wilhelm Scream

I have no idea why, I just felt like sharing this:

The Wilhelm scream is a film and television stock sound effect first used in 1951 for the film Distant Drums. The effect gained new popularity (its use often becoming an in-joke) after it was used in Star Wars and many other blockbuster films as well as television programs and video games. The scream is often used when someone is shot, falls from a great height, or is thrown from an explosion.

[Wikipedia]

Dreaming about old homes

Last night I had a dream that had something to do with my home in Ampang. A few days ago I had a dream related that home too. I remember when I was staying in Ampang, I used to dream about my house in Happy Garden. So that got me thinking – why was I always dreaming about my old homes?
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Best albums of 2011

And so I spent some time writing up a list of my favorite albums and artists this year over at Songs On Repeat. Do check it out and leave a comment if you agree/disagree with what I’ve shared!

The Wishing: Gig #03

Sausagefest

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