I feel like my body has been rewired internally. Without my consent. For the past 50 hours I’ve been pissing out of my ass. Not literally. But I’ve been suffering from diarrhea and it is pretty severe. Medication isn’t helping either. Neither is my avoidance of spicy/milky/oily foods. I feel like this guy now: Now [...]
True conversation that happened at pasar malam earlier tonight- I don’t know how I can bring myself to say such things.. lol
So I haven’t posted in awhile. I haven’t been too free. But all that has changed! Muawahahahaha I spent last Thursday, Friday, and Saturday at the office working my ass off (with my colleagues) to meet a deadline (we didn’t make it anyway lol). Reminded me of my final semester at Lim Kok Wing, where [...]
By Tyler The Average Frustrated Chump (a term coined by Ross Jefferies), is defined in The Game as a guy who tends to engage in supplicative and wimpy behavior around women. In other words, our beloved AFC is the mythical Nice Guy that always finishes last and will forever buy into the frame of how [...]
Damn Bodicea, you gotta stop hacking my blog! Haha just kidding As some of you might have noticed that my blog was hacked. (Read the post below) I thought that was pretty cool! Never happened to me before. Did you guys try going to that site? It’s some turkish rock site or something..didn’t understand a [...]
Was gonna post a video of my colleagues doing a capoeira dance in the office, but for some reason it won’t transfer from my phone..so no video! * * * * * A while ago when I was at a shoe shop waiting for Raelene, I realized that its a pretty common sight to see [...]
Tomorrow will mark my return to the magic scene! Ever since I started work, I never had the time to go play anymore, and so I decided that if I ever play, I’ll just join big tournaments and special events. Tomorrow is the Nationals Qualifier (qualified people can’t play yay..) hopefully I won’t get pwned [...]
I wrote this message on my phone while on the toilet seat at work: Every time I take a shit at work, I think to myself “thank God that my office has nice clean toilets!” It isn’t dirty, the seats are clean, and the soap smells good. What more could you ask for? Like the [...]