The only reason shower heads have settings is because girls use them. Seriously. I mean when have you ever felt the need to change the settings on your shower head when you were taking a shower? Never! This is what and all a guy will ever need: The standard setting for all shower heads and [...]

Harry Potter I wonder about my parents. What were they like when they were young? (because they’re still alive now) Was your mom miss popular back in high school? Were all the friends she hung out with bimbos? Were they the smart nerdy types? Did she go out partying every weekend? Did your dad play [...]

The other day I was eating my lunch, and I felt a strand of hair on my tongue. Don’t you just hate that feeling? It’s almost as bad as walking through spider webs. And it doesn’t happen only when you’re eating. Sometimes you’re just minding your own business when suddenly you feel a strand of [...]

So I was on MSN chatting with Alvin when he started belting out the lyrics to matchbox twenty’s latest song. First thing that came to mind: Makes sense, no? Look what came in the mail a few days ago- all the way from Australia, thanks Hui-Xieng! (check out my sexy beard + mustache combo) Now [...]

..is that no one has ever lived to talk about it. I’ve talked about it before, and I’ll probably continue to talk about it in the future. What happens when you die? I just hope the afterlife party rocks. (don’t worry, I’m not feeling suicidal at the moment)

Clearing out my phone’s saved messages again- here we go! So the other day I drove next to this guy in a black 1990 Celica and parked next to him. It was a coincidence really, our cars happened to be the same color as well. Only thing he had was a larger muffler. Anyways, when [...]

Never mind the messed up rear of my car. These could’ve caused an accident. The other day onto work, my car brakes failed. Thank God it happened at a toll and when there weren’t many cars. I had to use my 1337 e-braking skills to stop the car at the side of the road. Turns [...]

The other day, one of the search results to my blog was ‘pissing out my ass’. I thought that was pretty funny! Anyways I’ve been really, really busy at work, so haven’t had the time to blog much. But I’ll post something up this weekend. Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten my one post every 2 [...]

In my dreams I usually go back to this park that doesn’t exist, but yet it seems so familiar, like its been there all along. I always return to my old neighborhood (happy garden). I have no idea why I keep going back there. Maybe my future has something to do with it. In this [...]

..would I think that I’d be performing some Beatles songs in public! For goodness sake, I don’t even listen to them normally! In fact I think I listen to Beyonce more than I listen to George, Ringo, John and Paul! anyways, here’s the low down (wtf does that mean? I don’t think I’ve ever used [...]