Bras stop bouncing breasts

I wrote this a long time ago, and recently discovered it saved on my pc, but I don’t think I’ve ever posted it up. Anyways, I thought it was a pretty good read, so here it is:

..or so I’ve heard.. or was it saggy tits?

Anyways, the other day I was at La Senza because it was a ‘super sale’ and I thought ‘I should get some bras just in case I decide to cross dress one day!’– no not really, you know how sales draw girls to shops like light draws moths to fire. Raelene wanted to buy some lingerie (why is it not pronounced lingerie anyway?!) because it was a sale (yes, girls buy stuff just cos they’re cheap even though they’re unnecessary). And she loves that shop anyway, we almost always go in all the time.

So while she was in the changing room, I was just standing next to the huge model with big boobs (are those real?) observing everybody else. There were a total of two other guys in the shop. And they were following around their shopping partners, checking out the lingerie. You know that couples all do the same things? They point at the outrageous looking lingerie (suggestive, and bordering on S&M) and they look at each other, and then they giggle. Then the guy probably says ‘Why would anyone want to wear that?!’ and the girl will laugh. And he’ll say ‘would you wear that?’ and she’ll say something along the lines of ‘only for you’ and they’ll both giggle like school kids. I know they do that. We do it too 🙂

So I was just observing people from where I stood. What goes through the mind of girl as she picks up and scrutinizes every piece of underwear? What does she think about as she runs her fingers across the texture of the bra? Or when she lifts the panties up to the light to see through the lace? What does she think about?

“Would this look sexy on me?”
“Am I getting laid tonight?”
“Does this make me look fat?”
“If I put this on, will it give me confidence?”
“Will this accentuate my curves?”
“What outfit do I have that matches this?”
“How much is it?”
“Does this scream ‘WHORE!’?”

I really don’t know. On the other hand, I couldn’t care less about my own underwear. Hell, I’m not even afraid to admit that my mom buys my boxers for me. To me they’re just a thin pair of shorts to protect my dragon (why are guys so egoistical about their penises?) from the ferocious teeth of my zipper. And to protect my pants whenever I fart. And I’m glad we don’t have to go shopping for bras :p

I guess to girls, underwear gives a whole different meaning. To them it’s probably a totally different world.

Sunday round up

So the other day I went to megamall with my oh-so-useful fashion consultant zaimee (who thinks she’s such a badass just cos she has a z in her name lol) and tried on some skinny jeans. And wow- I never thought they would be comfortable. Haha. I always pictured skinny jeans to be the epitome of uncomfortability, and when I put them on, surprisingly they weren’t! I mean, they were clinging to my legs and all, but they didn’t hamper my movement or flexibilty. And they didn’t look too bad on me either. lol

Andre claims my name is going to be Ah George soon.

I’ve watched quite a number of movies the past few weeks:

The Hulk
The Happening
Kungfu Panda
Get Smart

And I gotta say all of them are worth watching. Most of the movies I’ve seen haven’t been disappointing this year, and next month is gonna be insane.

The other day I was walking back to the office after lunch when this Indian man suddenly approached me and pointed at my shirt saying ‘do you know what that means?’ (I was wearing my TWLOHA rescue T-shirt that day) and I said ‘yes’. He went on further and asked me what, and I told him ‘rescue’ and he was like ‘how do you know?’ I pointed to the word ‘rescue’ on the side of the hindi writing. He laughed. I told him ‘have a nice day’ and walked off. That was totally weird and random.

This photograph is proof

The next time someone tells you to take down a picture of them from facebook or your blog cos they look ugly- fuck them! (no, not literally). Tell them “what do you mean? you always look like this!” And don’t take the pictures down- post more instead! I mean, think about it- there’s really no such thing as a bad picture. Sure there are badly taken pictures i.e.: a finger covering a part of the lens, an out of focus picture etc, but there are really no bad pictures. The only reason a person is ugly in a picture its because the person looked ugly in the first place!



Examples of badly taken photographs

Photographs are a direct representation of things we see! Sure you can crop photos (like what most fat girls tend to do in their online profiles and photos- you never get to see below their chests). But photographs are like reflections! Someone could take a photo of Jeon Ji Hyung or Ayon’s sister at any angle, and I can assure you they would look fantastic- because they look fantastic!

And we all know that people with accurate/fantastic memory have ‘photographic memory’.

When distance doesn’t matter.

So you know how some people tilt their phone sideways when they talk into it? Like some sort of walkie-talkie.

Why do people do that? I mean seriously, how much difference does that miniscule reduction in distance between mouth to mircrophone make? None! If they can’t hear you when you speak in the first place, then just speak up, or move to a place that gets bettere reception, change your phone or ask them to do the same.


No difference! You know why? Because phones were designed to be held to the side of your face!

Overdue Tag

Aimee tagged me to do this a really long time ago, and I only recently remembered to do it, so here you go!
I’ll be off to Singapore in a few hours, so feed on my archives while I’m gone. (not like I update much in the first place haha)

– Introduction –
First Name – George
Nickname – george. bitch racer. gindy. penis man? I don’t know, people don’t give me nicknames haha
Name you wish you had – when I was younger I wanted to be called Gus. Now I realized how stupid it sounds. He-Man is the way to go! How much manlier can you get?
What do people normally mistake your name as – Josh
Birthday – 17th December 85
Birthplace – Malaysia
Time of Birth – 2.56pm
Single or taken – Single
Zodiac sign – Saggitits

-Your Appearance-

How tall are you – 176cm
Wish you were taller – as tall as the twin towers
Eye color – dark brown
Eye color you want – Rainbow eyes. that would be frickin awesome.
Natural Hair color – black
Current Hair color – black
Short or long hair – short
Ever dye your hair a bizarre color – red bizzare? i guess not.
Curly,Straight,Wavy – straight
Last time you did something dramatic with your hair – a ‘dragon fringe’ (term coined by alvin lol)
Glasses or contacts – glasses
Do you wear make-up – nope
Ever had hair extensions – nope
Paint your nails – nope (3 nopes in a row! whoo!)

-In the opposite gender-

What color eyes – blind. just kidding, I don’t know.
What color hair – bald
Shy or Outgoing – outgoing
Looks or personality – money. just kidding, hahaha personality.
Sexy or Cute – sexy
Serious or Fun – fun
Older or Younger than you – doesn’t really matter
A turn on – shares the same interests, has interesting hobbies
A turn off – clinginess

-This or that-

Flowers or Chocolate – chocolate
Pepsi or Coke – depends on my mood.. but Coke mostly
Rap or Rock – rock
Relationship or One night stand – four year stand
School or Work – school!
Love or Money – love
Movies or Music – music
Country or City – city
Sunny or Rainy days – sunny
Friends or Family – family

-Have you ever-

Lied – yes
Stole something – yes
Smoked – yes
Hurt someone close to you – yes
Broke someone’s heart – yes
Had your heart broken – yes
Wondered what was wrong with you – yes
Wish you were a prince/princess – yes
Liked someone who was taken – yes
Shaved your head – no (damn, my only no!)
Been in love – yes
Used chopsticks – yes
Sang in the mirror to yourself – yes

– Favorites –

Flower – don’t care about flowers..Sunflower (only cos they have awesome seeds)
Candy – Clorets
Song – The Used – Buried Myself Alive
Scent – RALPH MMMMMM
Color – brown
Movie – Clerks
Singer – Chris Carrabba
Word – pr0
Junk food – Chocolate
Website – blorgy.net
Lotion – don’t use
Animal – dog
Ever cried over someone – yes
Is there anything you wish you could change about yourself – my income status haha
Do you think you’re attractive – YEA.
If you had to choose a fairytale as your life what would you choose – Buzz Lightyear
Do you play any sports – not anymore

III

The rules:-
Link to your tagger and post these rules.- List (8) random facts about yourself and tag (8) people

1. I love to perform
2. I love to write
3. I love to read
4. I love to draw
5. I love to scream
6. I used to play magic cards
7. I’m a banana
8. I live in some shitty place called International Hill. When it’s really full of local people. lol

8 people I tag:

THIS TAG ENDS WITH ME. HAHAHA

Petrol Blues

I noticed this post is about 1hour 24mins too late, but when I saved it on my phone it was before 12, so let’s pretend that you were reading it on the 5th of June.

You know what would be funny- they don’t raise the prices tomorrow!
What about the people who are filling petrol halfway- at the stroke of midnight- would the price change during mid-fill?
I think people burn so much fuel driving to the station, they don’t save any money at all

Okay, this post is pretty lame. And so are the jams caused by the kiasu people lining up for petrol. Good thing I haven’t been too dependant on my car lately, or I would be feeling a much more painful pinch :p

Where have all the doctors gone?

I’ve seen so many hot girls who are studying to become doctors (IMU has its fair share lol). But so far in my life, I have never met or even seen a hot working doctor. Not even once. Now this is all very puzzling to me.

Where the fuck do they go?!

Do they all fail? I’m sure not all of them fail.
Do they work overseas? I’m sure not all of them go overseas.
Does graduating from med school turn you ugly and old? Unproven theory, but from what I’ve observed so far, it’s the most probable outcome.

The only hot doctors i’ve seen are all on tv shows or movies (Dr Tancredi or Dr Cameron anyone?) and on the cd cover for Blink182’s Enema of the State.

Anyone care to bust this myth for me?