Slogans (and the next Harry Potter book)

August 11th, 2007

A few days ago, I entered a contest at the Shell petrol station. Pump thirty bucks and you get to win something. I don’t even know the prize. Petronas had something similar too, and even better prizes- you could win cars! But you know why I didn’t enter that one? Because it required a slogan. Fucking slogans.

You know what puts people off entering contests? Slogans. I would have entered like a thousand contests in my lifetime if it wasn’t for their slogans.

Maybe its to stop people like me from entering. Maybe. But I just hate slogans! And they always limit you! To twenty words or less! That makes you feel like such an idiot when you can’t even come up with enough words to cut down! You’d wish it was a limit of 6 words!

And when the limit is 6 words, somehow you come up with the next Harry Potter book that doesn’t suck- but then you have to shorten it, and it becomes a piece of shit!


(The next Harry Potter book, Harry Potter X)

I don’t care if it looks more like a softcore porn book than a book about magic and wizardry.
Oh, it’s also going to be the first Harry Potter book where the ‘children’s version’ get the boring cover instead.

(No colors because my monitor is busted at the moment- it’s not showing any reds, so I’m partially color blind on the pc)

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13 Responses to “Slogans (and the next Harry Potter book)”

  1. 1 daryl
    August 11th, 2007 at 10:57 am

    A MUST READ HARRY POTTER BOOK! LOL

  2. 2 Gerald
    August 11th, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    hahahahhaha OMFG that is one Harry Potter book that I WILL pick up.

    hermione and cho ftw!

  3. 3 Gerald
    August 11th, 2007 at 2:56 pm

    oh ya,i linked you back :P

  4. 4 sam*
    August 11th, 2007 at 4:42 pm

    “I would have entered like a thousand contests in my lifetime if it wasn’t for their slogans.”
    me too!

    JKJKLOL!

  5. 5 jsze
    August 12th, 2007 at 3:09 am

    hahaahaa, i entered the shell contest tooooo!!! been filling up lotz of forms hahahahaaa :p Luck to u and me :p

    hahahahaaa..harry potter, i slept almost the entire movieeee :p ahha, i even missed the supposedly awaited kissing scene..:P

  6. 6 James Tan
    August 15th, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    alvin won tickets to rain’s concert with a slogan. maybe u should ask him for help :P

  7. 7 George
    August 16th, 2007 at 2:20 am

    daryl : of course! its the book of the year!

    Gerald : and so will every guy who sees the cover :p ginny ftl!

    sam* : fersure maybe, fersure not!

    jsze : i hope you win too :p

    James Tan : Alvin deserved it. lol

  8. 8 Kinson
    August 17th, 2007 at 1:36 am

    I’ve got a feeling MPH and Popular are gonna boycott this Harry Potter book too ! :p

    Btw, the “JK JK LOL” is fucking cool !!1oneone :D

  9. 9 pinkpau
    August 20th, 2007 at 1:21 am

    i would queue outside kinokuniya at 4am for THAT book. jkjklol!

  10. 10 George
    August 22nd, 2007 at 12:22 am

    Kinson : nonsense! its gonna sell more copies than any other book! haha

    pinkpau : I know you would..me too! rotfl

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    September 25th, 2007 at 2:32 am

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  12. 12 mcass
    September 25th, 2007 at 8:53 pm

    Sex is all about the magic, so magic and sex is the same.

  13. 13 George
    September 28th, 2007 at 12:53 am

    mcass : i see…