Grass is green

Every time I drive by grass cutters, I get scared. But only if my windows are down. Because I always imagine a piece of stray grass flying through the air, into my car and slicing my eye causing me to go blind and crash the car when I panic because all I see is red in one eye. Why do you think they have to wear long sleeves, a face mask and goggles when cutting grass? Flying grass is lethal, that’s why!

But why does freshly cut grass smell so good? Why does it even smell in the first place? Is it bleeding? Does grass bleed? I don’t know. But all I know is that freshly cut grass smells so good, and grass cutters need to be heavily armored when working.

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11 comments

  1. Jakk says:

    O Jesus, we shared the same fear George… I always think walking in tall green grass will cause crazy cuts… well, to tell the truth I got cuts from walking through tall grass in Ipoh, there’s like a million of these grassy doomed area and there’s normally snakes and rabbit hiding XD

  2. mcass says:

    I think you watch too much kung fu film. Where can flying grass blind people one? i think the “armor” the grass cutter wears is not to protect from the grass but some pebbles hidden among grass.

  3. Jason says:

    write a song, dude. lol

    Why does it even smell in the first place? Is it bleeding?

    this is good shit.
    Stray Grasses

  4. daryl says:

    I second that, Jason.

    You even had the song title for him.

    heh

    daryl

  5. jsze says:

    grass cutters are dangerous to cars too..my window shattered last time coz of the grasscutters la..while they busy cutting the grass, small stone flew onto moonangel @.@ grasscutters are heartless ppl..=.=

    grassjuice, u should try wheatgrasss shots at juice works :p

  6. George says:

    Jakk : your skin is too thin! XD poor rabbits you step on!

    mcass : i think you take things too seriously

    Jason and daryl : the emo grass song! maybe one day if i’m high on grass.. lol

    jsze : oh wow, didn’t know grasscutters do that.. next time you should run them over!

    James Tan : i’ll check them out πŸ™‚

  7. jsze says:

    ahahaa..run them over..no laaa..i dont wanna do that πŸ˜› Most i would do is use the grass cutter on them..hahahahahaa..not πŸ˜›

  8. Silencers says:

    because grass gets you high.

  9. george says:

    jsze : I wonder which would be more painful..haha

    Silencers : are we talking about the same grass here??

  10. gerald says:

    i get that ssame notion, and also.. i worry about those freakin pebbles that get thrown into the air by the grass cutter.