I actually wrote this post one day before I found out about the #PlayHearthstone competition that was going on in Facebook. So when the contest came around, I decided to TL;DR it into a status update to enter. Hopefully I win, it’s been awhile since I’ve won a contest!
“Take Me To Church”
My lover’s got humour
She’s the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody’s disapproval
I should’ve worshiped her sooner
If the Heavens ever did speak
She is the last true mouthpiece
Every Sunday’s getting more bleak
A fresh poison each week
‘We were born sick,’ you heard them say it
My church offers no absolutes
She tells me ‘worship in the bedroom’
The only heaven I’ll be sent to
Is when I’m alone with you
I was born sick, but I love it
Command me to be well
Amen. Amen. Amen
Continue reading “What is your favorite song, and why is it Take Me To Church by Hozier?”
When I die, my remaining family/next of kin will receive a significant amount of cash thanks to my insurance plan. Well, I hope they get to read this because I’d like to say: don’t waste it on my funeral. Seriously.
Continue reading “Dead like Kings”
So when I logged onto Blorgy’s dashboard today, I saw this notification waiting for me:
I was like, is WordPress for real? I decided to check my about page and sure enough – this blog has been up and running for the past seven years. I don’t blog as much as I used to, and each year I keep asking myself – why do I bother renewing this blog? Beats me. Maybe it’ll come in handy one day.
Continue reading “Seven Years”
Sometimes I don’t know what it is I do to deserve the things that happen in my life. It’s amazing how some things can start off so well, and then fall to shit out of nowhere.
Continue reading “let this chaser chase you away”
Firstly, happy birthday to Jessica. Max’s lovely and amazing mother. There’s nothing I can say here that I haven’t said to her before, so I’ll just share the speech I made at her wedding (oh, happy first anniversary to Jessica and Edwin too!):
Continue reading “Keep on marching on”